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July 16 2006

Monkey Butt

I have to ask this ,"Do you have one?" If so that's not good.Many people probably Suffer from Monkey butt.It's a major problem when after you have just got done taking that large shit and thinking just one more whipe.It just isn't so.The more you do it just seems to make it worse.Finally when you hit that dry spell ,an hour later when you've stood out the the 100% humidity,It flows again!!!To the point of giving any normal Joe stud the ability to walk like he was just ridden by the horse in broke back.So remeber folks , this is a problem that needs to be looked at one day at a time.

August 04 2006

Mental at My Workplace

You have to wonder why people of little knowledge have the lead jobs in the workplace.I mean really why do the managers feel that the new guy knows more then the guy that's been around for ever.Take my workplace it's full of people who call them selves techs and have no knowledge on how to fully work on a machine.Yeah they can undue a paper jam but if the software is screwed they flip a switch and say it's fixed.Then after 50 or more times it gets done the software breaks down and they look like fools to the customs ,when they're asked what's wrong with it?This is the first thing that I see wrong.Management saying they have plenty of vans but don't and send the ones out with teams that don't have much to do.They do all this to 1.Please the employees? 2.Kiss the employees ass? Don't know and just getting to the point were I don't don't want to think about it........

September 7,2007

Life by Rat

These are some ideas on society that I felt like sharing:

1.Laws: Laws should be based on risk and effect not on what people like or do not like. In other words if it harms yourself the law wouldn't care. If you harm or risk harm to another your violating the law. I can drink and fall down all I want and its legal, but if I get in a car and drive I risk other peoples' lives then that's illegal. If my neighbor wants to smoke pot and snort coke that's legal. If he tries to make meth in his kitchen its illegal because he probably runs the risk of blowing up the neighborhood. If someone steals your car its illegal because they are affecting someone else. If I wanted to stand naked on a bus it's illegal because I am forcing the people around me to look at a something they may feel offensive. Whether or not it is offensive is irrelevant. It's the effect it may have. If I went to a nude beach and it's understood that that kind of thing is appropriate it is not illegal. Look through the laws were you live and see how many are based on prejudices and political agendas. How many laws are restrictions on the rights given to us by the constitution?

2.Responsibility for ones actions: Everyone is responsible for their own actions not their neighbors. If your neighbor smokes and drinks he is responsible not me. If he needs medical attention for lung cancer and it's proven to be caused by his smoking he is responsible not me. So I shouldn't have to pay for his medical bills. If he does not or will not find a way to pay his medical bills I shouldn't have too. It may sound callus but if it's his fault he should take care of it. Or not smoke in the first place or even quit. (BTW I smoke and that's my responsibility not yours) If the guy next door hits his wife and blames some drug he is on, he had better damn well prove he didn't know the side effects or he is going to pay everything himself. No suing the company or doctor that gave it to him. If they hid the information they will be responsible but it has to be proven who's at fault.

3. Politics: I do not care what these guys do on their weekends. Yes their off camera behavior does show their character but so what. I just want someone to represent in government. If he does not do that in then out he/she goes. But these people are also subject to the same laws as you and I.

4.Religion: I don't care what you believe or do not. But when you force me to listen when I do not want to your wrong. You give your brief pitch, I decide if I continue to listen. If you do not like what I believe so what. If I don't like what you believe so what. If you violate the law trying to convert me you're wrong.

5.Sex: Don't care what or who you do it with. As long as no one gets hurt. Now to define hurt. Hurt is unwanted emotional or physical pain. The big part is unwanted! Now it is not illegal to not love and break up, it hurts but that's not unexpected and any pain is the bearers' responsibility. However if someone smacks you over the head and you don't want that it's called battery. Threats against your person or others are assault. Both are illegal. Underage sex is not legal. What is underage? Since there has to be a line and the average agreed level of maturity is reached at 18 we can use that. I know this maturity varies from person to person as to age but judgment cannot be rendered officially on an individual basis do to inaccuracies inherent in human behavior.

6.Children: Everyone needs a license to have children. If you are not mentally capable they don't get a license. Proving you are capable will be based on capacity for thought and behavior control. Not on what you believe religiously or socially. Now having said that let me add that you can have children without a license the law cannot restrict you physically from having them. However without a license you get no support for yourself from the government and any income you have must first go to the child. Failure to comply will result in the child moving into custody of someone willing and capable of caring for the child. The child will get care and support from the rest of us but you will PAY US BACK! Once the child becomes an adult they are under their own responsibility.

7.Social programs and government support: Everyone that contributes is eligible for government support. Contribution is defines as anything that supports the people as a group. I.e. Military service, paying taxes, donations, and volunteer work with the community. If you are a drain and never contribute you get jack squat. If you contribute, your amount of contribution defines the support. Everyone starts with a minimum level at 18 years of age. This value, while not large, will support for an estimated period after legal adulthood. Contribute and it grows. Anyone entering the country as a resident is eligible. Illegal entrants are not eligible.

8.Immigration: If done legally is fine. Legal requirements are to be kept simple and fee free. Upon achieving residency the immigrant will receive the same account of support listed in 7.